03 February 2009

"Just ain't hot"

Photo: Dog

What was sought but not found: Guinea Pig

Why: One presented not walking, incontinent, listless and with a huge lump in his lower abdomen, which, upon examination, turned out to be one huge testis. No wait [tutor after much prodding], testes are in the abdomen, I can feel the penile bone within it, this is a HUMUNGOUS scrotum, what the..?! Unlike the one in the photo, though, no opening could be found bcs of the constriction, and owner was, much to her surprise, told to do icepacks, loads of icepacks .

Moral of this all: Only buy Jewish animals

5 furballs:

Kristin said...

ROFL...only buy Jewish animals...I love it!

Anonymous said...

oh dear.

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Anonymous said...

HEE! Poor poor puppy.

Nancy said...


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