27 November 2007

But the cautious don't live at all

WRST BTHRNG ME AGAIN STOP HRTS T WRTE BUT NEEDD T POST THS STOP THS MORNG AT VET HOSP GREY AFRCN PARRT LANDD ON MY HEAD + REGURGTTD GREENSH H2O INTO MY LEFT EAR STOP WAS A FRST STOP ONE DR RAN AWAY SCREAMNG WHN BRD FLEW ABT BCS SH COMMA WAIT FR IT COMMA LOATHS ALL THNGS BIRDY STOP AFTR BIRD RETRIVD WHENVR BRD VOCALSD WE HRD SHAKNG VOIC ACRSS PARTITN ASKNG BRD VRY LOUD COMMA IS BRD ABT T FLY AGAIN QUESTION MARK LAUGHD TIL CRIED STOP H2O STIL SLOSHNG ABT STOP WILL B PISSY IF GET OTITIS BY EAU DE PARRT STOP

10 furballs:

Anonymous said...

:D
k.

CarpeDM said...

Oh God. So hard to read but laughing. Laughing hysterically. Of course, I didn't get much sleep last night because of all the meowing. SHUT UP CATS!! Shut up!

Sugar levels are fine. Not dying. Eating well. Worry about your poor ear!

Jodi said...

Thanks for your comment on Jodifur.

I have no idea what it says though.

Udge said...

Funny as the sloshing sounds might be, I would encourage you to wash the parrot puke out of your earhole fairly soon.

Diana said...

Brilliant!

Parrot-plumage brilliant!

(I do hope you ear doesn't become brilliant, though.)

QuietusLeo said...

ROTFL PIMP!

M said...

Incidents like these are the reason YouTube was invented. How could this not have been videotaped, I ask you. Where is the justice?

Nancy said...

eeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuwwwwwwwwww!

Bird puke. In the ear!

I think if I'd seen that happen I would be very anti-THAT-bird at the very least.

yeeeeuukkkers

neko said...

Perhaps its lucky, when a bird poops on your head some consider it good luck.

Lioness said...

K, right?

Dana, glad to hear abt the sugars. At last.

Jodi, fixed.

Udge, it was eventually absorbed. I can't simply introduce water in my ears, I'd never get rid of it.

Diana, I knew you'd appreciate my predicament.

Quietusleo, I understood it till the PIMP bit. Pimp? Reallly?

m, very neglectful of me, will try and do better by you all next time.

Nancy, it actually wasn't the worst thing that ever happened to me in vet school. As James Herriot said, bing a vet affords you no end of chances for ridicule.

Neko, well, I was at least spared having good luck. That would have ben unfortunate, I'd have gone round with bird poop hair all morning. Though, could have been worse, on vet was hit by a foul anal glands discharge and couldn't wash hr hair bcs there were too many animals to be seen.