07 September 2007

Cow wrist, car back

On kibbtz cow brk my wrist whl mlkng COMMA oftn synovial cyst due t inflmmtion STOP 15 yrs ago mad twat drve into my car boot + brk 1 cervcl vertbr COMMA wor nck brace fr 1 yr comma back oftn spasms frm neck t lumbr STOP Yest hlpd friend orgsnse offce, wrkd 12h at it bcs both daft COMMA evrthng hurts tday COMMA my bones + muscls r oldr thn me STOP Loads t tell + pics COMMA wll hav t wait bit STOP must cook chilli fr synagog tdy still comma heavnly massg helpd som but shoot m now pls STOP OY STOP nerdnss won tho comma had t take this or die comma blame udg STOP
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shbbt shlm FULLSTOP


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PS - ALSO COMMA JUST FINSHD WTCHNG THE FIFTH ELEMNT AGAIN COMMA HAD FRGTTN HOW BRILL IT IS STOP KORBEN DALLAS ASTERISK PURR ASTERISK FULLSTOP

10 furballs:

Udg said...

Oh you poor dear, how very funny. NO!!! No, I meant "sad", that's what I meant. Of course I'm not laughing, it's just this odd cold I've caught.

KitchenImp said...

OMG, I had no idea how much nerdier than me you are. I'm not a Nerd Queen like you. I'm an "Uber Cool History / Lit Geek." Who knew?

Scores:
Science / Math: 49%
Tech / Computer: 26%
Sci Fi / Comic: 49%
History / Literature: 98%
Dumb / Dork / Awkward: 3%

And here I've gone through my life thinking I'm such a big nerd, but I'm not! This is amazing! I'm free! FREE! Thank you for changing my world.

Anonymous said...

Why is it Udg's fault?

Udge said...

Anon: (whispers) it isn't my fault really, but a gentleman never contradicts a lady in public.

Lioness: re Fifth Element: Leeloo!!!! Great film, probably his best after Pulp Fiction.

Lioness said...

Everything is Udge's fault. No?

KI, how is it that I am dorkier than you are? That isn't even remotely believable, sorry. LIAR LIAR LALALA!

Udge, I know! Korben Dallas is sexy fab and the whole film is just brilliant! But - wasn't Pulp Fiction Tarentino's?

Udge said...

... but with Willis! The boxer, no?

So tell me that you're lying flat with the laptop on the floor in front of you, i.e. not sitting.

Diana said...

Ugg to your poor body.

Fifth Element brilliant, indeed. It will go a ways toward healing the spirit. May the massages do the rest.

Lord Chimmy said...

YOU BRILLIANT NERD COMMMA THE I HOPE YOUR PAIN IS RELIVED SOON STOP THE FIFTH ELEMENT IS AWESOME STOP.

neko said...

*wave* feel better soon. kiss kiss.

Lioness said...

Oh Udge, if only you knew... Moshe is adamant abt self-dstruction and one of its hinges doesn't work anymore so the screen won't stay up. I need a new laptop and can't afford it! *sob*

Diana, you'r on to talk abt the need to heal oneself - GO BACK TO BED! But yes, 5th Element makes everything better.

Chimmy, MUCH RELIEVED, TNX.

Neko (cognitive dissonance), thanks. I have been meaning to write you an email for the longest time, maybe this will kick my Portie arse into action. *kiss kiss*