15 September 2007

AND BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE THAT CABLE CHANNEL

I MISSED THE ALL BLACKS - THE ALL BLACKS! - GAME AGAINST PORTUGAL!

I MISSED THE BLOODY GAME!

THIS TIME THE CAPS LOCK IS NOT FOR EMPHASIS, I REALLY AM THAT PISSED OFF ABT IT!

I - MISSED - THE - ALL BLACKS - AGAINST - PORTUGAL!!!!!!

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

And not only that but just now, just now I walked into a shop and saw a bloke from our community standing in line in front of me so I cootchie-cootchied him all friendly-like, i.e., this is what we call it, coochie-coochieing, sometimes we even say it out loud as we cootchie-cootchie [cutchi-cutchi!], so what I did was, I gently poked his waist with my index fingers while saying "CucĂș!" [coocoo] and a total stranger turned around and raised his eyebrow inquiringly and yet God did not see fit to send a lightning bolt as I stood there and blushed, fingers still in position.

Shavua tov to you too, I simply can't wait for what the new week will bring.

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[Dalai Lama bit deleted bcs the armpit, it is hairy and annoying. I'll just holler Fuckortugal! once again and be done with it.]

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PS - Still re the All Blacks, remember this post? No, didn't think so and can't say I blame you. I rave madly abt the glory of having both the All Blacks doing the Haka and many a Scotsman in the same commercial. Did you hear what I just said?? *grabs you by the lapels hysterically excitedly* The All Blacks wearing their game gear and powerfully shaking their limbs at me [hullo, I lives in Lisbon! Here! *waves madly*]; and a load of Scots wearing kilts [kilts! Hi! Lisbon is a very good, you comes visit, I kiss you!] - for the most part. I couldn't find a link then but LOOK HERE! GO THERE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND TUMESCENCE!

You may want to ensure a supine position first though, for you will most likely sprain an ovary.

10 furballs:

Ed said...

Not to rub it in, but I did watch the match on TV and I was thinking of you, wondering if you were watching it. Portugal actually played very well, much better than the scoreline suggested, and thoroughly deserved their try.

treppenwitz said...

See, that's the big difference between men and women.

A woman can 'coochie-coo' a total stranger by accident and he will not only think it is cute... but will probably walk around for the rest of the day feeling slightly chuffed that a pretty young girl tickled him in line.

A man, on the other hand, would make that mistake exactly once and promptly be led away in handcuffs as a public nuisance (at best) or a pervert.

I'm just saying.

Lioness said...

Ed, I KNOW! I actually thought of you when I sat down to write the post - and everyone is saying how brill Os Lobos wer, considering, it makes the pain even harder to bear. I'll give the federation a ring and see if I can buy a CD with the game or something. I'll pester them till they give in, I don't care how burly they are.

Treppy, he was very perplexed actually, I don't think he walked around chuffed all day. And I agree, it would be worse for a man but if he looked utterly shocked upon realising his mistake I think most women here would not be offended at all, they'd even laugh. And I'll have you know I didn't tickle him, I POKED him. It's marginally better. Eh.

Diana said...

Ah, only you, dahling.

Was he cute?

I had no idea you were a rugby fan. Charles played in college, which meant I got to stand along the sidelines and drink beer with the team afterward. They sucked royally but that didn't seem to matter.

Lioness said...

Diana, the community bloke? Yes. The man I cootchie-cootchied? Not my cup of tea.

I am, I AM, if it's the All Blacks! And the best part is, I don't know enough atb rugby to even know what they're doing, and yet I love it - imagine if I did, oh the ecstasy!

Ed said...

You can subscribe to videos of matches here:

http://www.rugbyworldcupvideo.com

Pool matches are $3.99. Might we worth a go if you have a fast enough internet connection.

Lioness said...

Oooooooooooooh, Ed, I think I love you! Grateful smooches!

Udge said...

Great video. I definitely sprained something laughing, but it almost certainly wasn't an ovary.

Lioness said...

Really? It made you laugh? Not salivate or other such verb? I pity heterosexual men.

CarpeDM said...

Ooh. Scottish men. In kilts. Love that commercial. The whole shouting sequence was cool as well.

May have to go have a cigarette now.

Kidding! Just kidding.